Come on down and make a pledge right now
Of all your cash
You oughta make a vow to keep us well endowed
With all your cash
Help us make this church a perfect spot
We need to patch the roof and pave the parking lot
So give us all ya got, we've gotta fill our pot
With all your cash

Never blue as long as we've got you
And all your cash
We like your attitude and need your point of view
And all your cash
Let's applaud your personality
Your sense of humor and conviviality
And what we really need, the functionality
Of all your cash

Oh, imagine all we can accomplish here
With all your cash
Oh, we'll have a preacher more than twice a year
With all your cash
No, don't go to any trouble
Though, we'd like your pledge to double
We're so few that we need you
And all your cash

Break the bank, we'll take a check that's blank
For all your cash
We're taking marks and francs, we're giving praise and thanks
For all your cash
Pawn your pearls, start eating Lean Cuisine
You better warn your girls, you can't afford prom queens
'Cause our new board prefers to ride in limousines
With all your cash

Oh, imagine all the fun we're planning here
With all your cash
Oh, we'll buy a trailer and some camping gear
With all your cash
No, your budget we won't cripple
Though, we'd like your pledge to triple
Please come through, we count on you
And all your cash.

No, don't ever go, 'cause
Oh, we love you so
And all
Your
Cash
Your cash!