You fill up my gas tank
And your job pays for health care
You can bring home the bacon
And buy milk now and then
You invent new deductions
When you cheat on our taxes
You fill up my gas tank
Come fill me again

Your 401(k) plan
Will secure our retirement
We won't have to eat dogfood
When we're three score and ten
Help me make my car payment
Let me give my bills to you
Show me you love me
Come pay them again

Come let us cosign
Let us be beneficiaries
Of each other's investments
And our capital gains
Let us sign a prenuptial
Just in case things don't work out
And you fill up your gas tank
And drive off again