These are my kind of folks
Though sometimes they're kinda funny
I could never find such good friends
Till the UUs

It's a joy to belong
Though they ask for too much money
I could never find such a home
Till the UUs

And they're so thoughtful
Their minds are bursting with insights
Though sometimes
I can't help suspecting they're just confused

This is my promised land
Though it's not quite milk and honey
I could never be so fulfilled
Till the UUs

And they're the best of
The left-wing churches around here
Though some say
When you're on Delmarva*, there's not much to choose

This is my promised land
Though it's not quite milk and honey
I could never be so fulfilled
Till the UUs

*The Delmarva Peninsula east of the Chesapeake Bay; substitute another location if you like.